"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
“My maiden name was Burger and his last name is Berger, so I went one letter from Burger to Berger. It gets better: His brother’s name is Bob and he was our best man. My dad’s name is also Bob, so we had two Bobs, Berger and Burger, at the wedding. Bob, his brother, was married to Linda. My name is also Linda, so we had two Linda Bergers. Everyone was confused.
“Then I go to the Secretary of State to change my name. ‘What’s your maiden name?’ Burger. ‘Now, what’s your married name?’ Berger. ‘No, no, we need your last name.’ I just gave it to you—Burger.”
Vietnam vet turns the robber’s attitude right around.
The natural right to self defense in action. Yes, it works.
The second amendment covers rights that should never be limited from anyone.
I can’t tell you how many people I’ve argued with about gun control who say “IF SOMEONE IS ALREADY POINTING A GUN AT YOU, THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO”
Gun grabbers are a special kind of stupid.
I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE
"Uranographia: totum caelum stellatum" Johannes Hevelius, 1687
Andromeda, Aquaris, Aquila, Bootes, Cassiopeia, Draco, Pegasus, Orion
Billy Boyd (Pippin) stealing Sir Ian McKellen (Gandalf)’s tea and biscuits during filming for Return of the King.
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb